Ryro Posted May 29, 2022 · Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2022 "Damn Germans!" Or as pronounced in Latin "Germans-I-cus" (a rare image of him not screaming obscenities at the "Jackass" German barbarians) was born 15BCE and died 19CE. Cussing out the Germans the entire way. He would often tell the Germans to, "Go to hell!" or to, "Eat a bag of moldy dog shit!" Often he would point out how much their heads while wearing helmets looked like, "Dick heads", while reassuring them that their actual cocks were no larger than his little toddler son's. Whom he would often take with him on campaign. An innovator of his time (So good at telling Germans to "piss off" was he, he actually figured out a way to do it without using words!?) Simply the best Wherever he was and whatever he was doing you can bet that if their were Germans around he was hurling expletives at them like Orel Leonard Hershiser IV was hurling fast balls at the '88 world series: (This pitch in German cursing terms loosely translates to, "Your fathers dick is limp, but your mother's isn't") Who was he really? I'm sure he did other neat things. Could've been the pride of all of Rome, his holiday celebrated hundreds of years after his murder. He may have been a sure shot to becoming the next Augustus. It could be that he fathered one of the most infamous emperors of all time. We'll never really know much about him, other than that if you were German and near by, your ass was grass and he was gonna let you know it! Who knows what mixture of fowl language he would be spouting if he wasn't taken before his time? (Insert your favorites here) Didn't this have something to do with a coin? Oh yeah, and my new coin: Germanicus - As (42, Rome) - Restitution de Claude A/ GERMANICVS CAESAR TI AVG F DIVI AVG N. Tête nue de Germanicus à droite. R/ TI CLAVDIVS CAESAR AVG GERM PM TR P IMP PP. Légende autour d'un grand SC. B+ -RIC.106 Ae ; 11.31 gr ; 30 mm So please, share your gods damned coins of Germanicus or whatever the hell you'd like! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerosmyfavorite68 Posted May 29, 2022 · Member Share Posted May 29, 2022 I need to get a coin of Germanicus . Oddly enough, I was trawling around recently trying to find a nice one. He sounds like me when I drive on the highway; the slow semis, road construction, and various slowpokes. What 1950s show did the gif come from? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryro Posted May 29, 2022 · Supporter Author Share Posted May 29, 2022 Just now, Nerosmyfavorite68 said: I need to get a coin of Germanicus . Oddly enough, I was trawling around recently trying to find a nice one. He sounds like me when I drive on the highway; the slow semis, road construction, and various slowpokes. What 1950s show did the gif come from? That's Fred Rogers my friend... and if your looking for one I'm posting my old one up for sale tonight! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursus Posted May 29, 2022 · Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2022 (edited) @Mat's Cappadocian Caligula is fantastic. This emperor is very hard to find in silver. My own Germanicus as is, just like @Ryro's, a postumous issue struck under Claudius. It is one of my favorite acquisitions from last year: Germanicus (postumous issue under Claudius), AE as, 40–54 AD, Rome mint. Obv: GERMANICVS CAESAR TI AVG F DIVI AVG N; head of Germanicus, bare, r. Rev: TI CLAVDIVS CAESAR AVG GERM P M TR P IMP P P; large S C. Ref: RIC I (second edition) Claudius 106. 27mm, 10.81g. (By the way and surprisingly enough, this coin hasn't shouted obscenities at me yet – despite the fact that I'm German 😄) Edited May 29, 2022 by Ursus 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benefactor Phil Davis Posted May 29, 2022 · Benefactor Benefactor Share Posted May 29, 2022 37 minutes ago, Ryro said: "Damn Germans!" Or as pronounced in Latin "Germans-I-cus" (a rare image of him not screaming obscenities at the "Jackass" German barbarians) was born 15BCE and died 19CE. Cussing out the Germans the entire way. He would often tell the Germans to, "Go to hell!" or to, "Eat a bag of moldy dog shit!" Often he would point out how much their heads while wearing helmets looked like, "Dick heads", while reassuring them that their actual cocks were no larger than his little toddler son's. Whom he would often take with him on campaign. An innovator of his time (So good at telling Germans to "piss off" was he, he actually figured out a way to do it without using words!?) Simply the best Wherever he was and whatever he was doing you can bet that if their were Germans around he was hurling expletives at them like Orel Leonard Hershiser IV was hurling fast balls at the '88 world series: (This pitch in German cursing terms loosely translates to, "Your fathers dick is limp, but your mother's isn't") Who was he really? I'm sure he did other neat things. Could've been the pride of all of Rome, his holiday celebrated hundreds of years after his murder. He may have been a sure shot to becoming the next Augustus. It could be that he fathered one of the most infamous emperors of all time. We'll never really know much about him, other than that if you were German and near by, your ass was grass and he was gonna let you know it! Who knows what mixture of fowl language he would be spouting if he wasn't taken before his time? (Insert your favorites here) Didn't this have something to do with a coin? Oh yeah, and my new coin: Germanicus - As (42, Rome) - Restitution de Claude A/ GERMANICVS CAESAR TI AVG F DIVI AVG N. Tête nue de Germanicus à droite. R/ TI CLAVDIVS CAESAR AVG GERM PM TR P IMP PP. Légende autour d'un grand SC. B+ -RIC.106 Ae ; 11.31 gr ; 30 mm So please, share your gods damned coins of Germanicus or whatever the hell you'd like! Pretty sure this post would be deleted on RCT... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryro Posted May 29, 2022 · Supporter Author Share Posted May 29, 2022 11 minutes ago, Phil Davis said: Pretty sure this post would be deleted on RCT... Pretty sure Germanicus would have some choice words for the shit eating racists on that site😉 Just glad, most, of the people that have come over from there have a pair and stood up against those pricks... while a few tried to "just go with it" it were even being racist apologists: https://www.freestudy.com/why-not-ignore-racist-jokes/amp/ Now back to this psychopath's pops: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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